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chrismartens2005

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Calgary
Job: Protection Services

For Those who know me know me well, for those who don't want to can go straight to Hell. I enjoy Demolition Derbies! My main picture is my last years car, before the derby obviously. I like Newgrounds! everyone should

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Fashion Core

"Huh?"

submission: Fashion Core
date: November 16, 2008

How was this not blammed??? this seriously just sucked... honestly, get this through your head ok Jibbix? I'm only gonna say it once....

No One Understands Anyone! Do you understand everything thats going on? I highly doubt it, It's called life, and in this life, i believe that many will agree with me when i say this,

No one Likes a Emotional "No one understands me wah wah" person at all... get over yourself, The world does not revolve around you, buy yourself something nice to get over whatever it is that is bothering you, go get laid, and maybe smoke a bowl of green with your friends.

Please, oh Please do not submit crap like that again on Newgrounds, it is just really really annoying and causes me to write these long reviews explaining how much i hate these kind of videos.

Please do feel better though,

November 16, 2008

Author's Response:

maybe I'll just go CUT MYSELF.

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Score: 0
ICP IS GAY!

"ummm, ok..."

submission: ICP IS GAY!
date: November 14, 2008

absolutely a waste of time to watch this, i was seriously hoping there may be some kind of animation to explain why they suck.. but nothing... wow, GREAT WORK!! (Note sarcasm)

November 14, 2008

Author's Response:

FUCK YOU!

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Score: 5
Metal Gear Ultima 2

"Not bad"

date: May 8, 2006

actually fairly good... not much that i can think of for improvements, maybe try to.... damn i can't think of too much right now... get practicing i guess???? good job....

Author's Response:

Thanks deeds ^.^

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Score: 3
SGT Francessco - Ep.8

"it definetly has potential"

date: May 8, 2006

but the worst part was the sound... i didn't really like the cracking noises... and the volume of each thing was way out of proportion. it actually kinda pissed me off rather... but the animation was good, plot ok...

just work on teh sound please...

Author's Response:

yeah i get the point, sound, please read past reviews to check if you have anything new to say oh kay? Thanks for the review.

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Score: 10
the YuYu

"oh, my god..."

submission: the YuYu
date: May 5, 2006

Truely amazing... no one can come close to having the ability to create flashes like you... Simply astonishing... Graphics were absolutly crisp, clear and ran so smooth, great use of synchronizing the music to the movie... everything worked out wonderful...

i don't know what else to say but... Adam... This is definetly a number 1 on the all time... its gotta be...

Congrats in advance.

Author's Response:

thanks :D

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Score: 10
Pico: Therapy

"I'm writing a reveiw why?"

submission: Pico: Therapy
date: May 2, 2006

Oh right, BECAUSE THAT FLASH WAS AWESOME!!!

I will admit I kinda flinched when the guys head exploded, well my sound was at full and its a big system I got, Totally was not expecting that. Great graphics on that...
and ya, I Laughed Out Loud when Pico kicked the Swat guy through the wall and did that little spinny thing off of the rail... Great work there as well... All Around...
OVERALL 10!

Great Job

Author's Response:

Hey thanks man, glad you enjoyed it all. Maybe next time turn your volume down a little though :P

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Score: 8
family guy fan pilot

"That was pretty decent"

date: March 17, 2006

Always gotta love family guy...

one issue though... the silence between lines and possibly talking a little slow for what they do on the show...

other than that... keep it up.

Author's Response:

Thank u i agree

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Score: 2
ricardo

"Sex Beer and Guns!!!"

submission: ricardo
date: January 3, 2006

i think the best part was the part where he shot himself... Ok, the Graphics were pretty good too. but am i the only one who was confused about the Nazi bartender? umm, ok... nazis are everywhere i guess... wow... umm, but ya, BEER and GUNS and very brief sex... keep it up.

Author's Response:

I'm not nazi..and thank YOU

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Score: 10
B.Y.O.B. Collab

"Holy Shit"

submission: B.Y.O.B. Collab
date: December 11, 2005

That was the best Fucking Collab that I have ever seen... Way to go guys, you ought to be proud of that one.

Author's Response:

oh we are...

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